1 00:00:20,540 --> 00:00:25,520 This is Lola Pearl, reporting straight from Springfield, where the former 2 00:00:25,520 --> 00:00:28,280 president has made allegations that have sucked the people. 3 00:00:28,760 --> 00:00:30,160 Hello, sir. What is your name? 4 00:00:30,460 --> 00:00:32,920 Well, my name is Spencer Cogworth III, ma 'am. 5 00:00:33,220 --> 00:00:34,400 Suck my dick! 6 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:38,960 So, sir, the former president has been making allegations that illegal 7 00:00:38,960 --> 00:00:41,940 immigrants have been consuming domesticated pets. 8 00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:43,200 Is this true? 9 00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:46,920 It's more than true, ma 'am. I used to have so many squirrels in these trees, 10 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:48,900 and they've all gone missing, if you can believe it. 11 00:00:49,120 --> 00:00:51,080 Oh, my goodness. Fucker in the pussy. 12 00:00:52,260 --> 00:00:55,020 That's a rude little man right there. Sorry about that, sir. 13 00:00:55,300 --> 00:00:56,880 Rude little man. So, serious news. 14 00:00:57,640 --> 00:01:02,240 Missing animals. Continue about that. There was actually a kangaroo stolen 15 00:01:02,240 --> 00:01:04,640 off my neighbor's porch. And he's my best neighbor. 16 00:01:05,019 --> 00:01:06,340 Thank you. Yeah, they have you dead. 17 00:01:09,700 --> 00:01:11,220 These kids are all over town. 18 00:01:12,020 --> 00:01:13,560 You, come with me. 19 00:01:14,560 --> 00:01:16,580 Go get them. Go get them. 20 00:01:31,340 --> 00:01:33,340 Shit! Where are you, you little prick? 21 00:01:33,980 --> 00:01:35,480 I just want to talk! 22 00:01:55,690 --> 00:01:58,210 picture of this get a good angle um 23 00:01:58,210 --> 00:02:08,110 what 24 00:02:08,110 --> 00:02:10,490 was it that you were saying to me outside huh 25 00:02:54,190 --> 00:02:56,110 Is there anything I can do for you? 26 00:02:57,250 --> 00:02:59,730 I know exactly how to teach you a lesson. Come here! 27 00:29:27,180 --> 00:29:32,600 more issues now huh yes ma 'am promise me that promise yeah